Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl  ’Will you marry

me?’ The girl said:

’NO!’

And the girl lived happily ever after and went

shopping, dancing, camping,

drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had

to cook, did whatever

the hell she wanted, never argued, didn’t get fat,

traveled more, had many

lovers, didn’t save money, and had all the hot water

to herself. She went to

the theater, never watched sports, never wore

friggin’ lacy lingerie that

went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried

or yelled, felt and

looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all

the time.

The End