There aren’t many out there who don’twant to see the new sequel in The Batman series. I, myself being one of them. I was watching CNN last night and since then have been wondering why someone always has to throw a cold water balloon on my parade. There was a Psychologist analyzing Batman! Of all the people to pick apart, Batman? If he wanted to pick apart someone that everyone is familiar with how about the nudnick sitting in The Oval Office? The candidates looking to fill his seat in November? Nope! Batman! He proceeded to elaborate that Batman is terribly OCD because he is fixated on righting every wrongdoer he can find.  Is there anything wrong with that? Does this mean that every member of the NYPD has OCD? ( that would be the nicest label that you could pin on most of them) I personally don’t find anything wrong with someone who wants to put an end to evildoers.  If I had it my way Batman would have handled my divorce instead of my attorney. He’s certainly much sexier in black latex than I could picture almost anyone else that I could choose to represent me in a court of law.  I know that anyone who has ever hired an attorney is getting a visual on their own attorney in black latex right now. Not a pretty picture , now is it?  The Shrink continued to explain that Batman has issues in his love life. Who doesn’t?  Why does society feel the need to ruin the man who was and I’m sure still is a hero to children across America since 1939? Is The Shrink aware that The Dark Knight Halloween costume in children sizes is already sold out and it’s only July? I bet the adult sizes are sure to follow. 

Well, tomorrow night I am taking my 7 year old son and my 85 year old Father to see the movie.  I will be ogling the sexy man in black latex, my son will be cheering on his hero, and my Father will be seeing the latest episode of something he has been watching since he is 17 years old and considers to be a classic.  The three of us will undoubtedly have much more fun than The Shrink did. Makes me wonder what Batman would think of him.